Surprise, surprise.

KARA! We better buy the gift... before Kristi does herself.
KRISTI! Ang surprise! Ano?

Eunice Tan Contreras

Nang Eunice, the President of every nation, read my blog 4 days ago. She declared Patria Carina Morente a very negative person.

I'm a negative person! Naaaat.

3rd Year

This school year will soon be over in less than a month! I just can't wait for this horrible year to end! I mean, it's not horrible, some my classmates are. Especially #$%^&^, ^!#@, *#%$$&, and *#$&@. My 3rd year here in Assumption would be PERFECT without them in the same class as mine.

CHISMOSA

You know what? You should learn to mind your own business. CHISMOSA ka gid ka tama. I didn't address the note to you, blind $@%%&*. UGH. I thought I was the only one in St. Elizabeth who hates you, but not anymore. HAHAHA. So far, there's two of us vs. you. I'd be looking forward to the day that 2 would be 38. Wait! Wait! You hate yourself right? (Eww. EMO crap!) So it's 2 against negative 1!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So it's not 38, it's 39! I can't believe I totally forgot the fact that you hate yourself. Oh, and there's something I'd like to ask you *in the nicest way possible*: If you keep on slashing and attempting to commit suicide, then why are you still alive?! I think you'd look better in a coffin than on your seat, sleeping during class. You could sleep forever in that coffin, you know? HAHA.*see? It's nice, right? I even gave a compliment. And a recommendation.*

WELL, WHATEVER. If you back stab me, I really won't care. I don't care about you, so how much more what you say about me?

I know I should stop backstabbing, but I guess that's impossible if you're still alive. :D

I hate

YOU.

Last night, I was backstabbing you in my mind. And in my diary. I really hate you. No, really. I have never hated anyone as much as you... ever. You think you`re so smart, but you're not. You think you`re so talented but you're not. Your ugly face makes me puke. So does your grade in math. It annoys me when you play dumb at times. But come to think about it, YOU ARE DUMB. That's no big deal. What I'm trying to say is...

NEVER GO NEAR ME EVER AGAIN.
NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.

DON'T YOU DARE!

I am so friggin' pissed right now!

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
DON'T TRY TO CONFIRM AND ASK ME IF IT'S YOU, 'COS IT'S OBVIOUSLY Y-O-U.



P.S. KWAA KO SA LINKS SANG BLOG MO! INDI TA KA YA FRIEND! TAE KA!


UGGGGHHHHHHHHH. NOW I'M REALLY PISSED. I THINK I'M RUINING THE KEYBOARD OF IPX ALREADY.

KWAA KO DA! TAE KA GID YA! TAE!

YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND, IDIOT.
I HATE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH. TOO MUCH IN FACT.
WALA TA LANG KA NALIBAK SA MIND KO, NAPATAY TA GID KA!
TAE KA! WALA KA PULOS!



P.P.S. SWERTE KA THIS TIME... WALA KO PA NA BUTANGAN BAD WORDS BLOG KO. SAPAKA LANG KO OR PALAPIT LANG SA AKON KAY IBUTANG KO GID DI NGALAN MO! KAG TANAN NGA DAMAK NGA NAPANGHIMO MO!

You know I can't keep secrets.

Here's another one

I am so friggin' embarrassed right now. How I wish I could stop school and hide my face away from the public world. This is the most delayed reaction I've ever reacted. Kidding. Back to the point. I feel like a masterpiece of shame. O__O

I want to run away and stay here.

No more tests, no more grades, no more school, no more homework, no more projects, no more spending, no more changing, no more crying, no more problems, no more scores, no more Social Studies, no more Math, no more CAF, no more HCRA, no more CLE. Just... fresh air and some clouds. Dear God, I've been good...so far. Take me now. :)

I still feel so embarrassed tho. -_-

Morente Banquet

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!

This has got to be the bast Valentine's day ever.
You know why?
For the first time ever, my parents payed attention to this special day of the year. We had a "formal" dinner at the garage. HAHA. We dressed up, of course.
Won't believe me? :D
Here's a picture of the food. Without the steak yet.
And here's my table.

Let all the karma strike

Okay. So I guess my little rituals were helpful.
Guess what...
I flunked math. -_-


I won`t post my score here. It's really, really embarassing. My seatmates told me it's okay and all.

BUT IT'S NOT.

I have never had a score this low in Algebra... ever.

Not to brag but all of my past MTs and exams had the maximum of 3 mistakes, but this time, I don't know.

What will mom say? Or worse... WHAT WOULD DAD SAY?!

If I don't keep my grades up, I won't be going to HK disneyland with them!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MT

I never really studied for any of the mastery tests we were going to take this 4th quarter. Including math!

I've always had this self-tradition/whatsoever everytime there's a mastery test in math:

1. I make a reviewer. If I don't, I believe I'll fail. Last 3rd quarter, I didn't make a reviewer for the 1st mastery test and I purposely absented (if there's such a word) myself. I was just not used to that.

2. I believe tying my hair up brings good luck.


BUT THIS TIME, I DIDN'T DO THESE THINGS. so good luck, carina.

Unica Hija

Now that I`m the only child, I feel A LOT happier. :D
YAY! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I know, I know, most, or ALL of you don`t get what I'm saying. You don`t need to. Just share in my happiness. Have a slice! :D

Things are a whole lot better now. :)
No more worries. ;)

I LOVE P.A.R.T.Y. SO MUCH!

Star

I like this picture. Don`t you?
I want to have a picture exactly like this with P.A.R.T.Y.

:D

Or some of the squish.

Nokia 6120C

I have a new phone! It's Nokia 6120c and it's BLUE! :D I don`t really like the color blue, but it's the favorite color of P. HAHA.

They're at Kara's house right now. I am so jealous. I want to go there right now.

Doughnuts

I wrote this last summer when my grandmother passed away. :(





This is the WORST DAY OF SUMMER `08.
`Cause here`s how it goes.

Yesterday was JM`s birthday. So we had a PARTEEYYY last night at Alta Costa.

WOOHOO. That was fun. Daaaarn.

I went home at 11:00 pm. I opened the door. I saw a GIGANTIC RAT.
It was about 8 inches big.

So, I ran to my lola`s house, screaming.
Mom was like "Stop shouting, stupid."

[Okayyyy. Maybe without "stupid". But THAT was the missing word to complete the sentence.]

I was full of sand and Dad told me to go to Bita (that`s how I call my lola because when I was a baby, I did not know how to say abuelita. So there.).

I went in.
I was friggin dirty.

I saw her trying to catch her breath as if every breath was the last she could breathe.
She looked so blue.
I was so *thinks* scared, I guess.

I was there. Sitting with all of `em. Praying the rosary. Until 12:30.

I was soooooo sleepy. I whispered in Bita`s ear, "Goodnight. I`m going to sleep na".
Thinking I would still wake up the next day to hug her and say that I love her.

I slept.


Then, I heard my mom waking me up. It was 3:00 am.

She said, "Carin, Carin, wake up!"

Me: "Why?"

Mom: "Bita passed away na kanina at 1:50"

Me: "Okay."

Mom: "Are you sure you`re awake?"

Me: "Yes, Mom" (But my eyes were still closed.)

Then I heard Jo say, "Mom! I wanna go with you!"



Then I stood up.
We went to the other house.

My eyes were wide open. She wasn`t breathing anymore. Mom was sitting on her bed beside her. She told me to feel Bita. Mom said she was so cold. And I was like, (in my mind) *I wouldn`t touch a dead body!*. I`m too scared. :)). Okay, enough of the funny part.

Everytime I think of her, I want to cry. But at 3 am, not a single tear fell from my eyes. Then I went out and sat on the sofa outside. I was so quiet. So speechless. I did not say anything. Not a single sound I made.

Then I went home. I could not sleep. But I still slept.

Then I woke up at about 9:30. I was so thirsty. My lips were so dry. My eyes were also dry.

I got dressed up.

I went to Ninang Patti`s room, hugged her. The bed where Bita was lying down was not there anymore. I was the one answering all the phone calls from Bita`s cellphone. Tears kept on falling from my eyes. I felt like there was something missing in me.

And here I am now, typing this while tears are crawling down my cheeks.






At least, before she died, I got the chance to tell her that I love her so much.

Prima

I want Silver Prima Crocs so badly!

Guess what

I was having so much fun in this picture. When we were still friends. We're not friends anymore, right? 'Cos you know what? I'm having even MORE fun!

But I'd even have more fun if my dad allowed me to sleepover at Kara's. :(

Whatever

I HATE 6 PEOPLE AT THE MOMENT. I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE SOMEONE. You`re 1st on the list (mucus float with sh*t on top). Second and third are (yaak) and (yakk). Fourth is (ewwwww). Fifth is (sh*tty). Sixth is (pooooop).

1. I really hate #1. I swear. And she's a banana. And she's GROSS. KA DAMAK SA IMO! DAMAK! EWW. STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU SUCK!
2. I hate #2 because she's such a banana. Karat pa!
3. I hate #3 because she changed. A LOT. Thanks to #2's influential powers.
4. I hate #4 because she never really listens to me and just tells me to shut up, but when she's talking and I'm not listening, she turns into a banana. I soooo hate her! And she's gross. Just like a banana
5. I hate #5 because she's so maarte. It's so UGH. Especially when we cleaned the pond. WE'RE EXPECTED TO GET WET, STUPID.
6. I hate #6 because she said wala na gid ko kuno huya. IKAW GURO.


TAK-AN GID KO SA INYO. ESPECIALLY #1. YOU MAKE ME SICK!

I never really shared who these people are but I guess my friends know who #s 2, 3, 5, and 6 are.

I wish.

Okay, okay. So I did cry last night. Well, I guess you all noticed because of my puffy eyes. -_- You want to know why? This is why. I asked my mom to call me up and she did. I asked her if I could stay in and sleepover at Kara's. She handed the phone to my dad, who, all of us should expect to say NO. And he said NO. A BIG NO. My mom used to sleepover at her friends' houses when she was in high school, but why can`t I? It's so unfair. So I cried. And cried. And cried. I was studying for Biology that time. I tried to stop crying because I wasn't able to concentrate anymore. But the tears just kept flowing. I never really stopped, actually. After an hour or so, I went back to the room (still crying), then brushed my teeth (still crying), then peed (still crying), then slept (still crying). And when I woke up, I couldn't open my eyes. I felt like a was Chinese. HAHA.

Okay, guys. I hope you all have fun tomorrow. If only I'd be there, I wouldn't be here at home being asked to do everything. *sigh*

Did you know that water could kill?

Just because I accidentally wet (more like sprinkled) you with water using the hose, it doesn't mean you're gonna die! You know what? I hope you will, actually. I thought you said you were going to change! I guess what you told us was supposed to last only for a short while. I guess it's already EXPIRED.

The other way around

P.A.R.T.Y.

Perez.Alberto.Rodriguez.Tolentino.Ycay.

Deeana, Rubiene, and Ycay were desperately waiting for me and Micha at Biscocho. The 2 others *ehem* were rude enough... so left us. HELL I CARE! I don`t give a damn. They were with their bofriends anyway. BOFRIENDS. Eww. Well, whatever. At least the 3 were patient enough to wait for us. It took a while because we (micha and I) rode the wrong jeep that led us astray. HAHAHA.

Here's a list of the different kinds of transportations and the number of times we/I rode (FOR ONLY ONE DAY):

1 Car
1 Ceres
5 Taxis
2 jeeps (and I/we got lost twice)
1 tricycles
2 Sikads
1 stupid ferris wheel (and according to Ycay it was bitin. HAHA)
1 caterpillar (it was boring so I started screaming ******)

TOTAL: 14

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

We first went to Deeana's friend's house.
Then to Sbarro.
Then to Jaro.
Then got lost.
Then Micha and I finally arrived safely (thank God) in school.

I SURVIVED! HAHAHA.

In 30 minutes...

In 30 minutes, I`d be riding the hi-ace with 5 siblings. I`m bringing them to their school, St. John Baptist de La Salle Supervised. According to my brother, Juancho, "It is a clean school, supervised by La Salle, and everybody is required to speak English". That's what he said when he had his interview in Ateneo de Iloilo. HAHAHAHA.

I can`t believe I`m missing class. In circumstances like this, there'd be a Biology quiz and a lot of extra points for those who are present. UGH. And Statistics! I don`t understand a thing! I have not been listening to Ms. Z. In her class, everyone could just get bored to death. I`ll be arriving in Iloilo at [about] 10 a.m. Just in time for recess! HAHA. Wait. Am I supposed to wear my uniform? I AM! I'm supposed to wear my uniform! GAAAHD. I hope Micha didn't wear her uniform!

Okay, bye! :D

Nun in a taxi

I got this from an email. Enjoy.




A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK...... My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Valentine's Day

February 14.
13 more days.

So tell me, what do YOU do on Valentine's Day?

Well, if you'd ask me, I don`t really like giving cards, letters, chocolates, balloons, etc. I`d rather buy a frappe at Coffeebreak with my friends and spend the day like any other day on the calendar. I`m not a big fan of love, I tell you. But I'd be really happy if you'll give me chocolates. HAHA. Or skittles would do.

HAPPY Hearts Day, everyone! :D

It's February!

It's February already!

-Food sale
-Valentine's Day
-Investigatory Project
-Field Trip to Ajuy
-Gero's birthday (HAHA, KARA. HAHA.)
-Chinese New Year
-1st Mastery tests

HOORAY! Or not.


ONE MORE MONTH, AND IT'S SUMMER!
HERE COMES THE SUN! :D